A Game About Adulthood – Darkly Humorous Party Card Game

💀 A Game About Adulthood – Work. Age. Die. Win.

A darkly humorous party card game about life, money, and the unexpected. From student loans to surprise mishaps, this game chronicles the absurdity of adulthood. The goal? Amass as much wealth as possible before you kick the bucket.

🔹 How It Works

Your starting age is set by your education level. As you age, you draw cards that alter your life’s path. Work hard, earn cash, and watch the years tick by. Retire when you’re old — or die unexpectedly. Either way, the richest player when everyone’s gone wins.

💀 Even Death Isn’t the End

Die too soon? Join the Graveyard. Keep playing by using your cards to wreak havoc on the living. Revenge has never been so fun.

📦 What’s Included

• 380 cards (12 decks)
• 50 paper score sheets
• 4 pencils + sharpener + erasers
• Rulebook & storage divider

🎯 Perfect For

• Party nights & game nights
• Dark humor lovers
• Friends who’ve been through life together
• Anyone ready to laugh at adulthood
• Unique gift for birthdays, holidays, or “just because”

❓ Quick FAQ

WTF is this game?
A dark-humored card game about life and the terrible things that happen to us all. Buy stuff. Get fired. Eat a sandwich. Die.

WTF do you do?
You and your friends play through life and compete to have the most money at the end. The richest player wins!

WTF can happen?
All sorts of things. You can buy stuff, get fired, retire early, or die unexpectedly — and still keep playing from the Graveyard.

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